A) "My name is Mud Man and I live in the forest."
B) Line Rider, Fruity Loops and packed lunches. Jack Beard and Ed had some pretty good fights here too.
C) Too many to mention, but Jack Evans kicking chewing gum in Matt's hair might be my favourite.
D) Napping through every English class or doodling with Matt to stay awake.
E) Callum seeing I had a boner at the end of class, but managing to squash it before he could show anyone else.
F) Jack Evans making fun of me because I had 'In my town you can't drive naked' as my MSN screen name.
G) Where the freeze pops were kept, and stolen.
H) One of my favourite four square courts. I can see the Frubes and orange peel now.
I) Wishing I had the wax Flame Boy and Wet Willy figures in the windowsill.
J) Patrick Nicholls kicking a pudding at Jamie Hillier. "Restrain the warrior!"
K) Buying my first fingerboard for 50p from Ed Greenland.
L) Discovering Jamie Hillier's plan to start a school casino.
M) Much more napping in Philosophy with Matt and Jack B.
N) Convincing Patrick Nicholls to reveal how he was plotting to take over the school. Air vents were mentioned.
O) Bonding with Callum on our first day, over a mutual love for Bizzy D.
P) French kissing Rhian Williams here once.
Q) Lessons with a teacher who remedied bad behaviour with free tickets to the 'trouble factory'.
R) Playing It and enjoying it.
S) Seeing four CUBED played for the first time.
T) Back of the B - if you know, then you know. "My ankle!"
U) Digging up bugs and putting them in my empty lunchbox to fight/crawl over each other.
V) Seeing a blue tie pressed up against a wall, pass out and then kicked in the balls.
W) Probably the pinnacle of foot boarding, pushing two picnic benches together.
X) Befriending Ed during a game of Rugby. Eye - think - you - stink!
Y) Nick Millar cutting off a chunk of my hair.
Z) Josh 'wrestling' Eliot Gurner.
I could go on and on and on.
